dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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