i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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