I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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