My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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