You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
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When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
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A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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