Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
you guys were way drunker than both of me
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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