know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
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It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
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As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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