there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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