hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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