I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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