Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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