your room smells of hookers.
And success
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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