i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
its not stalking. its research.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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