I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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