Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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