even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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