Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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