can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
23 People Noticed Deal Breakers in Their Partner A Little Too Late
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Houston, we have a squirter
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
23 Millennials Confess The Things They Wish They Weren’t Attracted To
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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