SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
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Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
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I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.