You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
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I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
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I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!