Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
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We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
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The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.