dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting