its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
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He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
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I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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