just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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