i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
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One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
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you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up