I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity