No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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