scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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