Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
