I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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