JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Fuck appropriateness.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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