you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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