hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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