they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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