White coat. Heels.
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
your room smells of hookers.
And success
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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