The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
