? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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