Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Randomize
