You're my little dorito
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
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Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
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There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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