do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
She's the barista slut.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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