Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
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Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
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Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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