Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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