isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
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I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
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I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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