whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
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He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I think a kid would responsible me up
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
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Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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