So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
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