You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
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His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
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Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize