who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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