i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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