So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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