Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
wakey wakey hands off snakey
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
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Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
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I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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