yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
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