You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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