at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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