the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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