I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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