I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Randomize
