so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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