at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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