nut hugger
I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
That accounts for only three of the penises
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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