put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
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Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
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In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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