week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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